Ten Ways To Tell Your Co-worker Has No Power
They are already at their desk when you arrive for work.
They bring their electric toothbrush charger everywhere.
They have a wet towel hanging in their cubicle.
They have pet fur on their clothes.
They play wistfully with the light switch.
They have hair that makes a bad-hair day look good.
They can tell you exactly how many clean pair of underwear they have left.
They have come to regard General Tso as a personal hero.
They are still at their desk when you leave work.
(Donna Larcen, who has no power, contributed to this list.)